The winning entry went “You rascal, you can live forever!”
Special mention for David in Suffolk’s oblique approach, and Tony S’ dialogue:
Me “where are you going?”
Fritz ‘Can you keep a secret?’
Fritz ‘Well so can I.’
Good Fritzian knowledge gents. And thanks to others for their entries/non-entries.
Jon can you get in touch with your address via comment that I won’t publish, I’ll get down to the post office on Monday.