Thursday, 27 October 2022

My how Britain has declined in recent years

Even the new James Bond is looking a bit, erm, worn.


 

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  1. Lol. 007 looks like an American president! Of course, the U.K. has been in decline since Feb 1988.....that's when I left for New Zealand, in case you hadn't guessed 😆

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    1. I wondered what started the rot! Traitor 😆
      Chris

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  2. She looks OK to me. The chap next to her identifies as a bald man with a cat. Eddie Izzard will play Miss Moneypenny. The Aston Martin is now in the Museum of White Privilege: Jemima Bond will use an electric scooter (when the wind is blowing enough to charge it).

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    1. Now don’t go all Laurence Fox on me Jeffers. I eat tofu and am waiting for my admission to the Wokerati! 😁
      Chris

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    2. When the leader of the opposition can’t rule out a bloke in a dress standing in an all-women shortlist, we have reached the bottom.

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    3. (1) Izzard is not standing in any all-women shortlist.
      (2) there are rather more important things on the agenda than non-issues which Gbeebies (aka GB News) seeks to use as a distraction.
      Chris

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    4. Cheerio. Have a good life.

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  3. Looks like he’d sooner forget the vodka martini and have a nice cup of cocoa and a bit of a sit down. Lol.

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    1. Sounds like a good plan to me. Don’t forget the Hobnobs!
      Chris

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  4. Very good! We are the new Sick Man of Europe, or maybe not since we left the EU;).

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    1. Have no fear! We’re heading for the sunlit uplands.
      Chris

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  5. Well I think maybe 'Bond' should reflect our ageing society.. .
    I like to think about possible alternatives to play 007 - so far my favourites would be Johnny Vegas or Jarvis Cocker.. With Jo Brand as 'M', of course ( 'oh, don't be a complete c**k, Bond' ).
    I should point out that I have not actually watched a Bond movie since the incumbent was Roger Moore, so I'm clearly not the target demographic..

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  6. Johnny Vegas: good call. 😂
    For Bond girl can I nominate ‘Kitty’ who Neil spent the night with in the Inbetweeners Movie?
    Chris

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    1. Good call ( I had to look up the In Betweeners, though!).
      Eddie Izzard as Moneypenny is a great idea, and added to my list, even though the gentleman above probably didn't mean it so charitably.. I even suspect Eddie has done a routine about wanting to be James Bond too!
      I saw Eddie Izzard several times quite early on - the best comedian I've ever seen, I think. I remember the West End run, maybe early/mid 1990s, when he ( as she was then ) first wore a dress on stage - it did seem odd for the first few minutes, but then one just forgot about it as the act went on - not really a big deal, where's the harm? But I do remember thinking 'honestly Eddie, you haven't really got the legs for it' :)

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  7. Never mind Bond, the Bond girl looks horrific :O
    So, we're so diverse now that old ladies are the new 'sexy' NOOOOOO!

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    1. We’re very diverse here at Schloß Nundanket I’ll have you know.

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