Monday, 27 October 2025

Palate cleansing and progress

Before I get onto the update on my task list, here are a few piccies from a recent perambulation in the park.


I was trying to snap the trees but after taking this I noticed how the Margravina looks to be leaning back at a very difficult angle as though a giant modeller had bent a 'civilian' figure back on its base.

Those dots in the middle ground are people performing the ritual of seeing how close they can get to large wild mammals (the dark smudges they're surrounding). Noted anthropologist Graf von Nundanket believes it is the 'fossilised', bloodless remnant of the hunter-gatherer age, whereby instead of flint arrowheads, the hunters surround and shoot the prey with cameras.

It was not quite 4 seasons in a day, it never got cold enough for winter.


And now for the toys.

Bar a few 'units' worth of skirmishers, I have all the Greeks and Persians based. About half have only just had the sand applied. Those spare skirmishers might stay un-rebased as I don't think I need so many.  There's also 32 close order, round-shielded, pointy stick wielding chaps in the Persian box to re-base. I think they were probably something like Ionian Greeks tribute/mercenaries. I'm minded to do a little re-painting to make them into Spartans. If you have enough line fusiliers, you're allowed to have some Garde Imperiale.


The finished Perisan massed archers left. And right, oplites, undress of em. Back left, Persian heavy infantry, lights, cavalry and chariots. Rear right Greek psiloi, peltasts and cavalry, plus some more hoplites.

Finally, a bit of nod to Max Foy's 'Hooptedoodles'. Messrs Heroics and Ros despatched (most of*) my order. I got several e-mails from Royal Mail reporting on their progress to the Schloß. Delivery expected between 10:15 and 14:15 on Saturday. The time slot came and went and shortly after I saw an e-mail saying it had been delivered. The tracking portal showed a photo of the local Pat pushing the small package through.....not my letter box. No house number was visible so off I trotted to find a matching door down my street (about 100 houses) looking for doors that matched the one in the photo. Of course I chose the wrong direction. After exhausting the houses to the left as you look at the house, and the nearby street with a similar name to mine (easy mistake, but no number as high as mine), I went right. 

After a careful bit of matching the door colour, what was visible of the door window, letter box shape and colour, mucky marks on the door etc....of course it was the first house on the right! No house number visible on the house so nothing to indicate why Postman Pat would pick that house. Now I can understand a busy postie, under modern management pressures to do more for less, being (a) overworked; or (b) a half-arsed, workshy 'erbert (take your pick) might push a bundle of items into one letterbox and inadvertently include my small package. But Pat in this case, carefully took a photo of said package going into said door, on its own. How the flip do you do something as intentional as posting a package whilst photographing the act to prove delivery, without the intentionality of actually checking the address on the package matched the address of the house?

* Ironically, the part of the order not despatched (poplar trees) was the item that I wanted to order in the first place. The rest were ordered as sort of a mixture of 'take advantage of free postage over a certain value' and a notion of starting an Early Modern Ottoman army.

Lots of Eastern European/Eurasian types that might be similar enough to 'the Dreaded Turk'. And some pieces for the Western European train. The marching gunners in the gun teams look like musketeers with sloped arms. They might just get roped into padding out another unit.

Tentative Order

Job

1

Finish river pieces

2

Check stock of magnetic paper and bases

3

Paint houses

4

Order storage boxes

5

Paint walls

6

Paint and base trees

7

Rebase Greeks and Persians 70%

8

Flag SYW figures (French priority)

9

Try Alala!

10

Try Siege Works rules

11

Paint wagons and gun teams

12

Decide what to do with SYW odds and sods

13

Paint petard crews etc

14

Prepare New Year Campaign

15

Paint sheep 

16

Paint pack animals

17

Paint villagers (6 and 10mm)

18

Make fortress

19

Ottoman painting guide

20

Order Irregular Ottoman army

21

Paint Ottomans

22

Run ECW siege campaign

23

Make AWI boats

24

Maybe rebase some Romans

25

Build & paint sailing ships


Oh well. Onwards and upwards as they say.

11 comments:

  1. Chris, pretty pictures. Nice little chaps (look much better).
    Post - can beat your story. I have had "left in porch" (we don't have one) a neighbour's house 10 doors away behind a bin in fact...
    "Delivered" with picture of a large parcel container or gabion? Turned up next day...
    "Posted through your letterbox" ( it wasn't) which turned out to be the seller's letterbox in France....
    Most were couriers to be fair....
    And....I'm not surprised the bulk of the order hasn't arrived.....50 packs of poplars! That's the sort of order that produces head scratching...
    I bet it's the mould that doesn't cast well! ☺
    Neil

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    1. The seller’s letterbox has got to be the best one Neil! 🤦‍♂️
      I think it’s only 50 individual trees. If it’s N x 50 I’ll be very happy. Need plenty to line those Italian roads and fields.
      Chris

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  2. Good job tracking down your misplaced order! Have I told of the time I sent a package to Toronto and it went to Tokyo first before returning to North America?

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    1. No. I haven’t heard that one. Was the courier company logic, “begins with TO and ends in O, and is abroad”?
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  3. Looks like a pleasant Autumnal walk, Chris.
    Having worked for a courier company for 13 years, I am no longer surprised by what sort of odd delivery decisions some couriers can make - ours are supposed to get a signature (so for a private residence, knock on the door and get the receiver to "sign" their scanner) but they quite regularly don't!

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    1. We’re apt to think this sort of thing is a sign that Britain has gone downhill, ‘broken Britain’ etc. But it’s sort of comforting that it happens in first rate countries too.
      Chris

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  4. I do love a to do list. I never stick to them but I do love them. The photos are nice, I also like a photograph to use as a reference point for what I have on the painting table. They remind me of how little detail I actually need to paint in on figures and how much extra I need on terrain.

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    1. Good point about people v terrain. I remember Paddy Griffith saying we should stand x 100 yards from people so they appear like our toy soldiers and see what detail we can see.
      Chris

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  5. Great work on the rebasing 👍

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    1. Cheers Matt. It feels good to rock things off the list.
      Chris

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  6. Nice autumn colours there Chris. Very mellow. Sod’s Law on the poplars mate. You’ll get them in the end, no doubt.

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